Machete Cats Can’t Even Break the Internet: You Won’t Believe What Happens Next is a happy funtime hour that incorporates short- and long-form elements in a loving parody of millennial culture. This show is 60 minutes that will restore your hope in humanity. That will give you life. In two sections that go down easier than a slideshow: (1) short form games like Fund My Startup, SparkNotes, and Lyft Line (2) a long-form section determined by a BuzzFeed Listicle that stages another aspect of millennial life in three retina-searing dimensions. Thirst for the approval of others is a key trait of this generation, so audience participation is littered throughout. So come lampoon and celebrate with us!